Because I Just Needed to STFU For A While

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"If you dont' have anything nice to say..."
Glad that's over.


Moral:
If you're gonna STFU for a very long time, you better have learned something good like- The grass is pretty freaking rad on this side of the fence. OR...Mean people are sad little pieces of dung who will get eaten first in a Zombie attack. OR...Too many Margaritas in the afternoon sun will definitely get you wastey pants...and/or pregnant.



Silence is golden? Not anymore...

Comments

Kekepania said…
Yeah! I am glad it is over too!!!
9/07/2011
Jenn said…
❤❤❤ ;)
9/11/2011
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