Life According to Me

One week in the can...wasn't as hard as I had predicted! We all adjusted well to the new schedule. Thank God...I was prepared to "Little House On The Prairie" it if not! Ha! kidding . Noah loves Kindergarten....a lot! Ky has had "the best year ever" so far. That changes daily if not hourly. At 13, I suppose, that is your prerogative. Making your parents feel like they fell down the rabbit hole.....? I don't remember getting that memo until I was 16/17. Anyhooooo....week two? The Salcido's are ready to rumble!

It's no secret that we are sleep connoisseurs. As I said in an earlier post, we take no time at all to begin the sleeping marathon. It started quite typical with the 9am stretch and yawn. That quickly became 10am. Here we are two days from the start of reality and we didn't shuffle sleepily(adverb! *wink*) to the coffee pot until 11am! *sigh* Who, but we, does this?! 6am Monday will feel like some kind of inhumane twisted torture for us all. Rude awakening, for sure.

This little five year old person I live with has the world all figured out. Here are some facts, according to him: 1. Sponge Bob Square Pants is real. How does he know this? Because he is on TV. 2. When you don't have any "dollars", just go to that "machine" and it will give you some. 3. The guy in the camera department at Target will also give you "dollars". 4. His baseball trophy is gold. Real gold . 5. Hamburger comes from a ham. (FYI...a ham is not a pig. That is an entirely different animal.) 6. Candy makes you big and strong. *will update as new facts come to light

While we were at recess at school Noah walked up to me with an announcement. Here's how the conversation went: Noah(all serious, and stuff): I speak duck. Me: Wow. You do? Noah: Yeah. You wanna hear me? Me: Okay. Noah(mouth twisted to the side): "Wack. Wack". (pause) You try. Me: Okay. "Wack Wack". Noah: See. You speak duck, too. All these years and I had no idea...