Reality And Her Sense Of Humor
Very cute. Very deceptive. A very cute, very deceptive shower invite coupled with my own glorious experience has prompted this post. The images we see of pregnant women are NOT what you're really going look like when you are pregnant. Unless, of course you're a supermodel, or your metabolism is friends with Speedy Gonzales. And after a 10 month vacation from diet land, chances are, your're not going to slip back into your skinny jeans when you leave the hospital. Banish that little fantasy now. Save yourself the terrifying agony of trying to squash your butt into anything other than your designer maternity denim. Remember....as your belly grows, so does your booty. It's got to. If it didn't, you'd fall flat on your face.....I'm convinced. You may have had the grand pleasure of knowing someone who falls in the supermodel category. My condolences . I've known her, too. The one who wears her skinny jeans home, shot out her little cherub in record...

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pd'e
xoxo,
your cuz Steph