Work It

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What's totally embarrassing? 
Realizing I've had my leggings on inside out....all day. 
Leggings with seams and a little tag at the bottom that scream "I'M INSIDE OUT EVERYONE! SHE HAS NO IDEA!!?....LOOK AT ME!!" 
AND....
Only realizing this as I'm about to get out of the car to pick up kid two at school.
It was a long walk of shame....

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GPman said…
It's kinda like when I forget to zipper my pants in the morning and notice it later that afternoon.
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