Macaroni Necklace Day

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Mommiedom is all and nothing it's cracked up to be.
Just when you think you've figured it out, someone puts a marble up their nose.
Or sticks little suction cups all over their face, resulting in a polka-a-dot hickey pattern.
Or draws a sharpie clown face....























I'd like to thank Kid One and Kid Two for giving me a fantastic black hole of things to write about. 

(Happy "Macaroni Necklace Day" to all my Mommie peeps!!)

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