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Making/ decorating/ packaging cookies.
Be back shortly...♥

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Unknown said…
Greeeaaat.... The cookie Bitch is back!
I Kil' YOU!
4/15/2010
Unknown said…
You may be the "Cookie Bitch"...but the end result is heavenly !! XO Mom.
4/19/2010
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