Inconvenient Truth
I send Kid Two in to take shower.
2.2 minuets later, I hear the water turn off.
I go marching in, all full of piss and vinegar, ready to give him a tongue lashing.
There's no way he possibly washed everywhere!
"Ummmm.... excuse me Speed Racer. You are not finished."
It's now, that I notice he's standing in there with his hair a giagantic lather of soap.
"I know I'm not finished. I shut off the water to save the planet."
Oh.
"Well....good for you. Carry on."
Suddenly, I feel like a big ozone depleting smoke stack.
2.2 minuets later, I hear the water turn off.
I go marching in, all full of piss and vinegar, ready to give him a tongue lashing.
There's no way he possibly washed everywhere!
"Ummmm.... excuse me Speed Racer. You are not finished."
It's now, that I notice he's standing in there with his hair a giagantic lather of soap.
"I know I'm not finished. I shut off the water to save the planet."
Oh.
"Well....good for you. Carry on."
Suddenly, I feel like a big ozone depleting smoke stack.
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