I Speak Duck
While we were at recess at school Noah walked up to me with an announcement. Here's how the conversation went: Noah(all serious, and stuff): I speak duck. Me: Wow. You do? Noah: Yeah. You wanna hear me? Me: Okay. Noah(mouth twisted to the side): "Wack. Wack". (pause) You try. Me: Okay. "Wack Wack". Noah: See. You speak duck, too. All these years and I had no idea...