Slacker Housewife's Method to Cleaning House
This is a confession...kinda. Sometimes I just get distracted and the chores that beg to be done just don't get the attention they deserve. These chores do not judge me. They're always still there...waiting patiently. Honestly, I wish they jump off a cliff... Now, I eventually have to show the chores some love, but in the interim, here's my "about to be not so secret " slacker housewife's method to cleaning house. Swish some Pine Sol in the toilets Shove the laundry in the hamper, then get in there and stomp it down so you can add some more. Fluff the pillows on the couch/beds. Throw some refrigerator cookies in the oven(smells like Martha Stewart lives here). Vacuum the carpet in a pretty uniformed line pattern(draws the eye away from the dusty bookshelves). Spray some pledge in each room. Put on a super hot apron(yes they make them, and they... are... awesome ), your highest heels and some strawberry lipgloss(distracts "husband" fro