Fantasy Shopping List

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High metabolism
Patients
Insight
Hindsight
Foresight
BK(before kids) Version of Boobies
BK Version of Brain
Housekeeper
Six pack of abs
Spidey senses
Rainbow
Pot of gold
Jedi mind tricks
Eyes for the back of my head
Giant sack of naps
Willpower
Doughnuts, Coffee , Wine and Brie, because some things are not just a fantasy, but a necessity.


Comments

Kekepania said…
<3
1/13/2010
Kekepania said…
that was supposed to be a heart ...
1/13/2010
Jenn said…
Got it....love ya!!!♥
1/13/2010
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