A Stay Is Granted

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It's January 11th.  Sixteen Days past the traditional packing away of Christmas.  And what still stands in all it's bedazzled glory in my living room. My tree. It stands there mocking me with it's presence. Doesn't it know that in this house, Christmas cometh and Christmas goeth?!  Adios. Au revoir. Arrivederci.  Buh-bye.
It received a stay this year. My lucky little conifer rang in the new year, went back to school, and at this point looks like it will be enjoying the Monday holiday that is Martin Luther King Day. Maybe it will become a sort of reverse "flat stanley".  We'll bring it trinkets from our travels. Take photos with it at Easter and in summer when it's 110º. Good GOD help me if I haven't pulled myself together enough  by THEN to put it out of MY misery.  Happy Merry Fourth of July, anyone???

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