Feliz Cumpleaños

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Birthday Wish List
By Kid Two

  • Teenager Glasses
  • Volcom Kid Clothes
  • iPod
  • iPhone
  • Blue Headphones
  • Deodorant

This is what happens when you're 6, and your brother is 8.5  years older than you.....

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