Daily Value

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It's after dinner. Kids in bed. I'm sitting next to my husband on the couch having a glass of wine. He has just peeled the foil top off of a yogurt. He scoops out a spoonful and before he puts it in his mouth, he says, in a Lion-King-Presenting-Simba kind of way, "PROTIEN." Huh...That was weird. I turn to him and ask, "Do you say that every time?"  
"Yep. Every time. It's protien. I like to remind myself." I reflect upon this for a moment. Then take my glass of wine, hold it before myself, and say, in his same ceremonious kind of way, "FRUIT."
Hmmmm. Maybe NOT so weird.

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Unknown said…
I believe it is 5 fruits a day! Sounds like a bottle to me!
Glad I taught you something.....
Mom
1/10/2010
Jenn said…
Ha! That's funny, Mom!! ;-)
xoxoxo
1/11/2010
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